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Over or Under?

After sharing with you how I am afraid of monsters under my bed and that nutrition facts labels are not allowed to face me, it shouldn’t come as any surprise that I am particular about toilet paper.

It’s an age old question…over or under?

To me, there is absolutely no question: OVER. It makes sense for the toilet paper to be rolled in that direction. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that is all well and good when I am in the comfort of my own home. I am in control. I am able to place the toilet paper roll in the proper orientation. But what about when I am at someone else’s house?!?!

I know I shouldn’t admit this, but I have been known to flip toilet paper rolls in bathrooms when they are rolled under instead of over. Oh, the shame. In all seriousness though, it bugs the living daylights out of me! My hands quake…my fingers ITCH to correct the toilet paper owner’s wrongdoing. Don’t they know that the toilet paper is supposed to be OVER?!?! Come on now! I won’t even get started on store/restaurant bathrooms that have the toilet paper rolled in the wrong direction. I’ve actually contemplated prying open the big plastic container that the enormous rolls are held inside of in order to restore balance to my world.

I need help. I know this.

So now…I must ask you: over or under?


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